David Freese is the Justin Bieber of Baseball.

I promise you with this post I am not trying to offend David Freese here.  While it would seem like a thing a Milwaukee Brewers fan would do, this is not what I am doing here. Tell no one, but I actually like the way David Freese plays baseball and I would have him on the Brewers in a goddamn heartbeat.  

Freese also happens to be a very good looking dude meaning he has multitude of female fans. Those fans might be the craziest fans in Major League Baseball. I am talking like boy band-type crazy which could mean one thing, but he probably cannot go out at night with wackjobs like this on Twitter. 100 percent chance whomever this is would keep Freese in bed, Misery-style. (Big thanks to Kristin Zenz for finding this, you can follow her @10iskristin)  

HAHAHAHA, Cassidy Quinn is UGLY, OBESE, & UNDERAGE w/BRACES & GLASSES, HOTTIE David Freese is NOT & NEVER WILL BE "in love" with HER... O_O
— FreeseForum (@FreeseForum) July 25, 2013

Well there goes my Luke Bryan/David Freese idea... 

NO, UGLY OBESE COUGAR Annie Bananie Yerk, HOTTIE David Freese will NEVER "shake it over to your section"... O_O #JustSayin'... O_O
— FreeseForum (@FreeseForum) July 25, 2013

Couple things with this one... I have never seen Madyson spelled that way and she/he loves the word #DELUSIONAL, I think it's my go-to hashtag from now on. 

NO, UGLY UNDERAGE Madyson Barrett, HOTTIE 30 year old GROWN MAN David Freese is NOT your "boo"... #DELUSIONAL O_O
— FreeseForum (@FreeseForum) July 25, 2013

Whomever created this account also loves the c word and I'm not talking Cardinals!  I'm here all week!

Charlie.