Tap's Tweet of the Day: Glen Perkins

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Gonna eat Five Guys for lunch today so I can assure you that something will materialize by the trade deadline.
— Glen Perkins (@glen_perkins) July 31, 2013

The Major League Baseball trade deadline has come and gone. It went like a wet fart honestly. No major deals. Nothing where the entire baseball Twitter is having a collective orgasm. Boring as can be even if some pitches were traded. Minnesota Twins closer Glen Perkins had the best line to describe as he let his followers know there would be some action on his end. Glen, this is pretty gross. The Internet thinks you're a swell guy so I will let it slide, but Glen is up there in creepy names.

Charlie.