Elizabeth Berkeley In A Bikini - What The Hell Happened?

This chick used to be hot.  Remember "Showgirls?"  Looks like Lizzy isn't missin' too many meals.  Either that or she just dropped a dookie in her drawers.  That ass is so fat it beeps when she backs up.  That ass is so fat it needs two toilets.  That ass is so fat she's lucky a harpoon isn't stickin' out of it.  That ass is so fat if ya slap it you gotta ride the wave.  Goodnight everybody!  I'll be here all week.  Tip your waitresses.  Try the veal.